华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗......

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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品
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5 G0 O/ D* @/ \+ z% A( k7 \/ u1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
! B; G3 `+ c: C. f, z2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
5 m  y0 M( ~& J于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
$ K) S% m: V( V  w3 zThis describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
$ I  k1 o( t1 cBut I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
4 {! `* Q* [0 [$ V爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
5. I thought that I could love no other
7 R0 z7 B$ ~( @- h* w9 c2 B- h, _-- that is until I met your brother.
. p0 o- d+ G& `' Y! n6 l曾以为一生只爱你一个
; [; A9 n' ~- S' ^6 S直到遇见你的二表哥。
7 x1 t* \( d. Y" j6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
0 C! e' M9 t2 f2 S  t, @娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
( U, W/ A: L% d& a7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
6 j+ J4 Y8 s  q0 e9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
! Q+ t- i* o5 u/ ~" C爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
. z8 {2 }% e) u2 H; y. J1 ~你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
$ j- Q% g3 b& M" F; |10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
" y3 m/ J7 Y$ Q" B6 H5 d. o0 fExcept for maybe "Go to hell."
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
! g& ]" M0 d" T! z9 C5 R7 }Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。